Behold the day of irony

A great ironic twist has come to pass in my life. I have joined the ranks of a group that I once mocked and have found something I once believed impossible.

And I couldn't care less about how much of a hypocrite that makes me.

I've found the reason to be ecstatic about things that warrant only average excitement.

I apologize to all I may have made fun of, though none of those people will ever see this.

You make four U-turns enjoyable (or was it five?). You make an evening incredible. You give everything something extra.